Teacher: Tum Ne Kabhi Koi Nake Kaam
Kiya Hai? Pappu Haa Sir..🖐Ek Bujurg
Aaraam Se Ghar Ja Rahe Tha Main Ne Kutta Peechhe Laga Diya..😨Jaldi Pahunchh Gaye..🤣🤣🤣
Bachho...Agar Sache Dil Se Bhagwaan Se Prathna Ki Jaaye Toh Woh Jaroor Puri
Hoti Hai. Student-Rehne Do Madam Agar Aisa Hota Toh Aap Kutte Ki Maut Margai Hoti😛😜😜
teacher- chalo batao, monkey ko hindi mein kiya kehate hai ?
pappu - bandar kehate hai.
teacher- kitaab mein se dekhkar bola na tune...ruk vaheen main aaya..
pappu - nahin sir, kasam se maine toh aap ko dekhkar bola.
😂😛😜😝
Teacher- Bhaarat kee sabse khatarnaak nadi kaun see hai?
Student-Bhaavna!
Teacher- Kaise?
Student- Kiyunki sab isamein
Beh jaate hain.😆😆😆
Science teacher : Claas mein so rahe ho kiya ?
Raaju : Nahin teacher gurutvaakarshan se sar neeche gir raha hai 😜
Teacher ne ek gadhe ke saamne
Ek baalti paani
Aur
Ek bottel sharaab rakhee...
Gadha saara paani pee ga
Teacher ne bachchon se poocha
Toh tumne kiya seekha ?
Bachche - joh sharaab nahin peeta vo gadha hai...!!
Teacher ne science lab mein apni jebh se ek sikka nikaala aur acid mein daala,
Phir chaatr se poochha - batao ki yeh sikka ghul jayega ya nahin?
Chaatr - sir nahin ghulega...
Teacher - shabaash... lekin tumhein kaise pata?
Chaatr - sir agar acid mein daalne se agar sikka ghulta toh
Aap sikka humse maangti, na ki apani jebh se nikaalti...!!!
Teacher (santa se) – “Aapka beta fail ho gaya hai … Dekho uska report card ..”english – 14
Maths – 17
Physics – 13
Chemistry – 19
Hindi – 15
soc.sc. – 16
Total – 94
Santa – “Total mein toh kamaal hee kar diya … iss subject ka teacher kaun hai ?😜😜
Cheetah kee chaal, baaj kee najar aur...
Student kee padhai par sandeh nahin karte...
Kabhi bhi top kar sakte hain...
Bas sirf mastani beech mein nahin aani chahiye...
Teacher- bachchon koi aisa vaakiya sunao
jismein hindi, pnjabi,urdu aur angrejee ka prayog ho..
Pappu- sir ..
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