ek ladaka apane jigari dost se poochhta hai ...........?
yaar 😜😜acchi aur buree girlfriend mein kiya phark hai .................!
ladaka kahata hai.........😜😜 ?
dost yaad rakho jo acchi hogi vah khushi degi aur jo bahuth buree hogi vah jiyaada khushi degi !
Ek ladaki kee teeshirt par kuchh likha hua tha amul test of india😜😜 .................!use dekh kar ek ladaka bahuth khush hua!
aur apani paint par likh diya 😜😜kurkure tedha hai par mera hai !
Premi- main tumhein aisa piyaar karta hoon priya 😜😜jaisa kabhi kisi ne tumhein na kara hoga !
premika-par mujhe toh koi farkh nahin najar aa raha hai !😜😜😜
santa: yaar maan le duniya mein auratein cylinders kee tarah hoti toh kiya hota?
banta: hona tha kiya aaj isake ghar kal usake ghar hota?😉😉😉
ladaka ladaki piyaar kar rahe tha.
ladaka bola:- kiya hum shaadi kar lein?
ladaki boli:- kameene, mazdoor ho mazdoori karo. factory ka malik banne kee koshish math karo!😜😛😛
baap- beta maine tere liye ek ladaki dekhi hai, voh roopavati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai.
beta- lekin paapa main kisi aur se piyaar karata hoon aur vo garbhavatee hai.😆😆
ek mahila doosari mahila se – kiya tumhaare saas beemaar thi kaise mar gai ?
doosari mahila pahale mahila se – darasal antim sanskaar ke samaano me pachaas percent kee chhoot chal rahee thi so meri saas ne usi ka faayada uthaaya aur mar gai😁😜😁😜
Madam: aaj kuchh majedaar paheliyaan poochhati hoon javaab sochakar bataana
Bachche: ji madam,
Madam: aisa kaun-sa paan hai jisako khaya nahin ho sakata hai?
Pappu: pappu jor-jor se paet pakad kar hansne laga.
Madam: kiya hua pappu?
itani hansi kiyun aarahi hai?
Pappu: madam aap bhi na-kaise savaal kartee hain .... Hahapan
Madam: naalaayak, gadhe
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