Jab Bhi Main Maata Raani Ke Jagrate Mein Jaata Hoon
Har Baar Meri ChapPal Nai Ho Jaati Hai
Bus Kuch Din Ka Intezar
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Aur Phir Paapa Kee Paariyaan
Ud Ud Kar Jaale Saaf Karein Gee
Aaj Ka Giyan
Iss Navratri Mein Ladaka Phas Mat Jaana
Chaniyacholi Aur Makeup Mein
Sab Aachi Hee Dikhengi! 😁😂
Happy Navratri
“Gujrat Ke Garibi”
Jaise Hee Barish Aati Hai Tab Dekhne Yogiya Seen Banta Hai
Sab Ladakiyan Toh Theek
Ladaka Bhi Apna Salvaar Utha Kar Bhaagte Hai!
Wish You A Very Happy Navratri
Meri Rooh Ka Parinda Phadphadayeh,
Lekin Sukoon Ka Jajeera Mil Na Pae! 🎶🎵
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Question: Is Kavita Mein,
Kavi Kahan Hai Aur Kiya Kar Raha Hai🤔
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Answer: Is Kavita Mein Kavi
Wine Shop Ke Bahar Khada Hai
Aur Uska Navratri Ka Vrat Hai!
Navaratri Ke Chalte Whatsapp
Itna Bhaktime Hua Pada Hai
Ki.. Mann Karta Hai Message Bhi
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Chappal Utaar Kar Padhu!
Navaratri Mein
Non-Veg Nahi Kha Sakte
Daaru Nahi Pee Sakte
Shave Nahi Kar Sakte
Rajnigandha-Tambaku Khane Par Koi Pabandi Nahin!
Jiss Tarha Iss Baar Navratri Mein Barish Ho Rahi Hai,
Mujhe Toh Lagta Hai Ki,
Iss Baar Dashere Mein Raavan Jalakar Nahin
Saala Doobkar Marega…
Chawal Me Jorsor Se Navratri Ke Garbe Chal Rahe Tha,
Utne Mein Kursi Par Baithe Champak Chaha Ne Chunni Chachi Ko Ishh… Ishh… Karke Bulaya
Aur Dhire Se Bole –
“Woh Lal Chaniyacholi Wali Apne Bagha Ke Liye Kaisi Rahegi?”
Chunichachi : Arey Chup Raho,
Woh Toh Apne Piche Ki Chawl Mein Rahnewali Rambha Hai,
Aur Uske Toh Apne Bagha Jitne Bade-Bade 3 Bacche Hai
Woh Beauty Parlor Hokar Aayi Hai”
Vaah Beta
Nau Dino Tak
Maa Durga – Maa Durga
Uske Baad
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De Murga – De Murga..